So this guy walks into a bar... No wait, that's not how this one starts. So this guy walks in carrying a bar... That is, the Bar-BackPack. This original design features an impressively large amount of features and space, so you can bring the full bar experience with you wherever your adventures take you. This insulated, padded tote has been specially designed to hold up to 3 large bottles. It features a zippered front pouch that has pockets sized to hold your phone and cards with additional space for extra necessities. The front main pouch features a removable 16-tool bar tools organizer, essential for making the most elaborate of cocktails. We know the best thing to pair with your cocktail is a light snack, so we've designed the side pockets to fit a small cheese board (knife included with tools). This cool gray and black design is made of waxed cotton canvas. Now how did that joke end again?