They take the low road, you take the high road – and while you might not be in Scotland before them, your picnic basket will make theirs look like a cardboard box. That’s because you’re bringing the Highlander Picnic Basket with its stylish, woven willow construction and deluxe service for four. Outside, the Highlander’s Bombay design features braided handles and gorgeous curves, with a flat-top lid that doubles as a surface. Inside, behold the impressive picnic set: 4 attractive 8″ porcelain plates, 4 hand-blown wine glasses, 1 stainless steel waiter-style corkscrew, 4 sets of stainless steel flatware, 4 cotton napkins, 1 stainless steel salt and pepper shaker set, 1 hardwood cutting board, 1 stainless steel cheese knife, 1 food storage container, and even 1 insulated wine duffel! All service items fasten easily to the interior, which is fully lined with a tartan motif. The Highlander also comes with a matching 60″ x 50″ picnic blanket, quilted cotton tartan on top and navy polyester underneath. Tell them to put that in their bagpipe and smoke it! …Or, maybe don’t.